Sunday, July 19, 2009

How Do You Get Herpes In The Nose?

Roasted without


women men we complain because we are never included in the roast of his friends like a sacrilege to us that we take absolute power to adapt ...

Analyzing the landscape, listening to some men and basically being critical of what essentially are the women you come to the conclusion it is logical that we do not want to go with ...

men organized a barbecue in five minutes and there depart swiftly, if we have to wait for us an estimated time it takes an hour at least, bearing in mind that if you are going other women half hour because the competition is in our blood and always want to stand out from the rest.

Obviously if we're on the asado smoke bothers us as if we did not have brain beside your husband, boyfriend, lover or dressing, who already have a glass of wine, and gave him mumble "smoke permeates my clothes," the answer is more subtle a look that we eat in a second, but as men often do not have patience with us, unless you are with friends, tell us clearly "andate out" or more directly "had not come." There

us to sit back in our particular place, next to which we have reserved a seat at our boy, who obviously never deal because it will be next to the grill or in the absence of section men. A roast for women is the bane to them because then they will be subject to all charges made in this regard.

A woman in a male roast is always a hassle, when you begin to see what your partner consumed alcohol, smoke signals sent instantly to your eyes, and shouting to stop taking at that moment, you only get a wide back response and indifference to the test of visual checks of alcohol. However, if there is anything that characterizes us is perseverance, therefore we can for you to get a glass of wine and start taking as long as we stand with its internal process of fermentation, we can try to change the content of ethyl by a cola drink, because at some point in the night and not see the differences or until we are attacked by deadly unrest almost as long to take him back home.

Women, we persist in going with them, but it is absurd our presence in these areas clearly male, do not understand the jokes you make and try to believe everything they say is two-way, men tend to be more stupid what we think we have overestimated too for centuries and the main responsible for building the male homo-sapiens are us and in reality they are there in a primary process of interaction and carnivorous tasting without analyzing anything.

Women still have not understood that there are spaces that shelter men with suspicion, there is talk about sports as knowing that the partner understands the issue, no trick played the quiet, without someone, read a woman believes that a wink eye is a symptom of gender change in taste or otherwise a signal to go find a girl, there is like eating without listening from behind the accumulated calories, worry about cholesterol and the harmful effects of abuse of alcohol. Therefore

women, friends, companions of course, be more healthy, let alone these men who for a time in their lives again to feel rough, lords and masters the world is against them reduced by a delicious and juicy roast.


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Published in Journal, July 19, 2009

Sunday, July 12, 2009

Vertigo And Driving In Ontario

Three Women and Love Stories Rotas


She broke his heart three times accurate, so chose a lack of commitment to a story way, to wait for a love that seemed would never come.

She fell in love three times, the first man I love dearly, but one day, wiped out their hopes, sank into oblivion and silence perpetuated posthumously. Years would pass for a sleepless night in his arms caught it, fill it with kisses and he promised to return to the past, she a little too much pride and disappointment, he decided to leave it in the memory of history. There's nothing like the satisfaction of feeling that a man returns and no longer wants to be with him.

That first man led the teen dreams, with him were long letters of love, vast seas of tears to the door of his house, graffiti winter and sadness in the world sadder than it seemed everlasting that lasted for years. I left a couple of funny stories, chat corner in the morning and a storm that scared all but two of them ...

The second love, hinted, but never acted, shy, withdrawn, heading into his world, no as a priority and put it in an effort to build history for the two, and undid everything you need to be shared happiness. But there are men who do not look beyond their noses that they can not read or feel the immense love that is harboring.

So one day she decided to ignore it, kill it for its present and even accommodate between oblivion of their stuff, just went silent and so changed courses, meetings and even thoughts. The man

inert, only left him the memory of his good picture, tiny words between quotations and saved too much silence, unbearable to accept and want to share ...

So he found the third love, with a new address, with another hair color and a wild desire to feel loved, I wanted this in every way, he went crazy for him, hated to the glut and forgave him more times yet.

This only served to realize what kind of man did not want to repeat, the injured and she put the chest until one day many impacts tired of loving and feeling unloved, threw it forever and for every life where could find ...

The third just left a big pain, a broken dream and some times they wanted to be happy ...

so decided not to love more, remove the men from his way, preferring the stories of a kiss and a goodbye, to dare to fly in new romantic dreams ...

Unbelievable, skeptical, one night I met him, he does not promised to lower the sky, which only took her hand to read the scars they had sailed past ...

She tried to escape, did not believe he struggled to not fall in love, but the immense love of this man changed his plans unforeseen , dreams and all convictions that he believed they would be forever ...

He was able to find strategies to open the roads that she had locked up the essence of his soul, he understood that the ferocity with which he defended his world was simply a way to guard against the pain ...

He did not promise he made to newspaper showed that his love was a lie and so tamed the beast that one day again believe in love, that he had never given so much to this dream of a yearning for a lifetime ...


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Journal Published in Depth, July 12, 2009